7 Ways I’m Like George Costanza
This is not something I’m proud of:
- The whole Susan thing (except for the poison wedding invitations)
- Sexy hands. I really think I could be a hand model.
- Once pretended to be an Architect (long story)
- If you compressed my life into two weeks, it would look pretty good.
- Pool shrinkage (doesn’t everyone?)
- He couldn’t win a ‘contest’ (remember, he cheated)
- Pretzels make me thirsty